"The Grinch hated Christmas ... 7:30: Wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! Of course, if I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling ...

“Wrote an entire grinch 2 script,” they wrote. “Like a sequel to Jim Carey’s grinch movie specifically. Took him like 8 months and it’s all stolen jokes, reads like a unabomber manifest ...