When someone offers you the opportunity to swim in "crypto," make sure you find out specifically what is meant by "crypto." Swimming in cryptocurrency could be good. Swimming in Cryptosporidium would ...

Here's some more fodder for discussion about the newly reopened McCarren Park Pool. The facility, which just had a multi-year $50 million renovation, has been the site of attacks on lifeguards, long ...

If you were wondering why the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in D.C. looks much emptier much than usual, there’s a good reason. The National Park Service is undertaking its ...

Somewhere in America this summer, a small child will have a diarrhea incident in a pool. The kid will freeze, waiting for that embarrassing blob of shame to envelop them, forever labeling them a ...

UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS, Ohio (WOIO) - A poop problem one day at a swimming pool has some in the community crying foul. But, 19 News has learned that what happened at Purvis Park Pool on Wednesday was ...

Are you wondering why our valley may not feel as welcoming or happy as in years past? If so, either as a local or a visitor, perhaps I can offer one explanation. Let me use the analogy of “pooping in ...

Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again. A few years back, the District renovated the Francis pool ...

If residents of the tony condo building at 757 N. Orleans St. spot an inflatable poop emoji floating in their rooftop pool anytime soon, score a victory for The Onion. Staff cooped up at the River ...

This stool pigeon has landed in one crappy situation. Building management at the Rio ⁠— a condo building at 304 East 65th St., where units sell for millions ⁠— is accusing an elderly resident of using ...

For everyone's sake, shower before you swim. Falling ill from accidentally swallowing someone else's poop doesn't seem like something people should worry about. But if you swim in pools or relax in ...

If you’re not ready to start the day with a funny poop story, are you even a parent? Today’s gross-out laugh comes courtesy of Bachelorette alumna Ali Fedotowsky-Manno, who is on an otherwise ...