In a truly hilarious turn of events, one of Chris Martin’s exes became the temporary face of Astronomer for their Q and A video. If you need a recap, or just haven’t been online in the past couple of weeks,

As the Coldplay kiss-cam couple fades, Chris Martin has the same routine, the woman who shot video has made no money and we're all just horrible, awful people.

The video likened the faces made by a CEO and head of HR caught canoodling to the fear felt by undocumented immigrants.

The laughter directed at the couple caught canoodling, sans spouses, at a Coldplay concert isn't self-righteous as much as it is appropriately self-aware.